Hippie Giving

When one leaves something at another's house for longer than 6 months, it is then their's.

Bob: Hey Jim! That's my coat you're wearing WTF!
Jim: Sorry bro it's been at my house for like a year now, it's mine now, that's the rules of Hippie Giving.

by ChiDemVibes September 27, 2015

Flotsam Hippie

A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.

95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.

Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.

If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry.

by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016

porch hippie

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house

That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch

by Cdat0828 October 27, 2015

hippie-style

Watching television with the volume turned down and music turned up.

I spent Saturday watching college football hippie-style and listening to Neil Young.

by NobodyBeatsTheWhiz January 18, 2016

Hippie Wiener

An uncercumsized penis.

If you dont circumcise your son he'll be shunned later in life for sporting a hippie wiener.

by Lee Thargic September 27, 2019

horse hippie

A horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. However, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. A horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. Traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.

I met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. But I am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.

by Wezz84 August 26, 2013

Lumberjack Hippie

A relatively new breed of hippie/hipster that stereotypically resemble lumberjacks. Essential attire includes, plaid or flannel shirt, tight blue jeans cuffed at the bottom, work boots, trucker hat or coon skin cap, and beard. They prefer acoustic banjo over guitar, and romanticize farming.

The fleet foxes show last night was full of smelly lumberjack hippies.

by spinladen August 12, 2011