horse hippie

A horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. However, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. A horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. Traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.

I met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. But I am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.

by Wezz84 August 26, 2013

carhartt hippy

A person that is from the country, eats shot, caught or hand picked natural foods who is confused for hippy because in the city it’s called organic food.

Often a carhartt hippy will live an outdoorsy, active life style

That carhartt hippy is eating his organic venison again.

by RoxyOneTwo January 7, 2021

Hippie Pinata

A: When a police officer tackles a hippie when he's resisting a "unlawful" arrest and all of his drugs and paraphernalia fly from his persons.
B: When a drunk bastard gets insulted by a hippie and slaps him, catapulting money/drugs from his person

Alex the hippie insulted the drunk bastard who proceeded to slap him, resulting in an array of money and drugs which dispersed onto the floor around his hippie feet, and was followed by "dam hippie pinata" --drunkbastard.

by trippppyhippppy April 10, 2015

hippie town

either boulder, colorado or burlington, vermont

"dude lets go to hippie town"
"yeah i really like colorado"

by andrew beebe January 28, 2009

Hippie Wiener

An uncercumsized penis.

If you dont circumcise your son he'll be shunned later in life for sporting a hippie wiener.

by Lee Thargic September 27, 2019

Hippie Giving

When one leaves something at another's house for longer than 6 months, it is then their's.

Bob: Hey Jim! That's my coat you're wearing WTF!
Jim: Sorry bro it's been at my house for like a year now, it's mine now, that's the rules of Hippie Giving.

by ChiDemVibes September 27, 2015

porch hippie

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house

That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch

by Cdat0828 October 27, 2015