Hideosity

A monstrously large, hideously ugly McMansion. A cross between monstrosity and hideous. Used to describe the extremely large homes built on small single family lots in many American suburbs.

They're building another hideosity where the Brown's house was torn down.

by Pam Lupfer February 8, 2007

hide from the birds

To take part in any sexual activity

Jeff- dude I totally did the hide from the birds with mindy last night
Ashart- nice man

by brian1111111119948 February 5, 2009

Hide n' Skeet

Commonly performed when two people at a social gathering retreat to a private area unknowingly to the other guests to hook-up.

Friend 1: Where did you go last night? We needed you for beer pong?!

Friend 2: I was playing Hide n' Skeet with Jenny!

by Gypsie Nomad May 4, 2010

Hiding a Ruler

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.

What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!

by RedDan69 April 28, 2011

Hideotard

A group (Hideotards) of gamers or individual gamer whose passion and enthusiasm in Metal gear solid and other video games produced by Hideo Kojima made him consider that no other video game producer or studio is better than Kojima Productions, which also means there's no way to convince him neither by explanation nor by arguing that there is better studios out there ...

My Hideotard friend will not accept the fact that the newly released Death Stranding cannot suit all the audiences.

by SONiCSWiNK November 9, 2019

salami hider

Any man looking for a sex partner.

He's not interested in a relationship; he's just a salami hider looking to hide the salami!

by Funphil December 30, 2007

The Hide

The hide is a gesture made when you're embarassed. You put your hands in front of your face and hide from the person you're speaking to. You may use other things to hide yourself, such as pillows or behind things.

*says something embarassing*
*does the hide*

by shwS January 11, 2009