Dude Hammer

A Cock, penis, schlong, dick, etc.

You get the point.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Polish Hammer

to drop the absolute piss missile on a young polish woman. the act of the polish hammer is not completed without the act of putting a whole polish kielbasa up both participants rectums, the action must be quick like the German blitzkrieg into Poland. the polish hammer is in fact LETHAL causing the death or mortally wounding of both people involved. It is said in polish legend that the pleasure felt is pure nirvana, so yes it is worth dying for.

The polish hammer was once done by the polish king and queen and it resulted in an earthquake that broke the world into the 7 continents we know today.

by shlongkeydonkey October 16, 2018

Hammerd

To be extreamly drunk and not feel a thing

Man the only reason i slept with your mother last night was because i was so Hammerd

by Tom February 17, 2004

Hammered Drunk

When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"

"I´m in the front row, and i´m Hammered drunk right..."

by Rabanova December 27, 2009

Banana hammer puddin' rocket

Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.

"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."

"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"

by banana hammer March 16, 2010

The Dirty Hammer

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008

hammered ass

Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass

by Zorgo September 12, 2005