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Gordan Freeman 

The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.
"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2

"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
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jeff gordon 

Did you see Jeff Gordon on The Advocate?
jeff gordon by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005

gordon keeble 

big lump of a car made in the 70's.
"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"
gordon keeble by jj August 12, 2003

Victoria arron gordon 

A realy good name to give a vagina, because its initials would be V.A.G
Charlotte how's the vag (Victoria arron gordon)
Would the Vicky like to come out and play
a white and pastie business man.
hates ice and confrontations.
loves kahki pants.
yeah, they made me dress up for a presentation. i gots gorbox-ed.
gorbox by hog leg June 18, 2003

Gord Complex 

Similar to a God Complex but for someone with the name Gord, who begins to refer to themselves as a deity simply because their name is one letter away from both God and Lord.

Often repeating bible versus substituting in Gord for the previously mentioned words.
"Ever since Gord started wearing that robe and quoting from Genesis he's been a real dick"

"I know, his Gord complex is seriously out of hand"
Gord Complex by Gord Almighty October 20, 2011

Gordon Gental 

A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
Unfortunately not everyone was.
See Anarchist
Gordon Gental by Biafra J July 31, 2004