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Gatesware

Any version of Microsoft "Windows" An upgrade such as Vista actually being a downgrade - usually from the viewpoint of a smarter advanced Apple Mac user.
Pee Cee user to Mac user: my computer won't work.
Mac user: What version of Gatesware are you using? and why don't you get a "real" computer.
by AstoriaMichelle99 August 5, 2009
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Heavenly Gates

This term applies to women, and refers to the gold mine in which most men try so hard to acquire. The opponent of the "Black Hole", or anus.
Jack was voraciously polishing Lisa's Heavenly Gates.

While happily eating Mary's heavenly gates, Allen was oblivious to the nefarious Black Hole which would soon rear it's ugly head.
by Benal Patrol Overlord February 26, 2008
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Piano Gathering

The event that takes place when a group of musicians find a piano at a school or house, suddenly or gradually "gathering" around the instrument. The result is each piano player showcsing their talents by playing their best piece(s), while the others watch and wait for their turn. Sometimes pushing and overthrowing of control for the piano takes play. Happens mostly around Asians.

For some "Piano Gatherers", who use the internet to learn the music, one song over and over in each gathering, maybe for years.
My plans with my friends were almost crushed when Josh started a Piano Gathering at my house, lasting for almost half an hour.

Every time we have a Piano Gathering, Tim always pushes to the front and plays the Beethoven Song he learned 5 years ago.
by The Person from the Country August 4, 2011
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Bill Gatesgate

The paranoid, extreme right-wing conspiracy theory that Bill Gates planned to use a COVID-19 pandemic to take control of the global health system.
He was convinced that this amounted to Bill Gatesgate, yup, Billionaire Gates had spent years conspiring with Obama, and Hillary! to make money off the whole damn thing, which wasn't real anyway.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
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out the gates

To do something for no apparent reason or with no provocation.
All these cats wanted to know why I beat down ol' boy... shit was out the gates man I was just playin.
by Young Ceize September 7, 2005
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gates

Bermudian slang for 'house'. See crib.
"Ay buy! Um heard you havin a party dis weekend round ya gates dun!"
"Ya buy, you bring dee dark n' stormy"
by BadCowPun September 2, 2005
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Bill Gates

A really smart guy, one of the founders of Microsoft. we should thank him for Windows and almost everything that starts Microsoft, like Exel, Word and stuff, great programes filled with all sorts of usefull stuff we don't use because we don't know how. Also, he's very reach and donates huge (huge like in "to big to even dream about") amounts to charity. Is hated because windows has errors and he has money.
Bill Gates started Microsoft. From Microsoft comes Windows and Microsoft Games. Bill Gates is good.
by Jc June 18, 2006
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