Jc's definitions

Nerd

Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.

Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.

by JC October 15, 2006

atheist

Individuals who feel they are too intelligent to accept the concept of God.

"Hello darling, I am an atheist"

by jc September 22, 2006

Bill Gates

A really smart guy, one of the founders of Microsoft. we should thank him for Windows and almost everything that starts Microsoft, like Exel, Word and stuff, great programes filled with all sorts of usefull stuff we don't use because we don't know how. Also, he's very reach and donates huge (huge like in "to big to even dream about") amounts to charity. Is hated because windows has errors and he has money.

Bill Gates started Microsoft. From Microsoft comes Windows and Microsoft Games. Bill Gates is good.

by Jc June 18, 2006

47

The main character of Hitman series. An assassin, cloned from 5 best criminals. Is bald, with barcode tatoo on back of his head. Dresses in black suit (with red tie). best known for using fibre wire and .45 silverbarrels. Sillent death, strikes precisely, kills only when absolutely nessesary. Great gardener and cataholic, gave that up when was forced out of retirement and betrayed by The Agency, his employer.

Mr. 47 is one of the best game characters. Also, one of the most silent.

by Jc June 18, 2006

space marine

Faction in Warhammer 40K. Imperium of Man's best soldiers. An outcome of lots of genetic engineering, rigorious training and awsomly looking armour. have guns that shoot "bolts" - somethinh between a bullet and a rocket. Has access to lots of powrefull weapons and venchiles. main drawback - old gear, because in W40K humans are affraid of new technologies. although pretty awesome, powerfull adn fearless they rarely win in real life because of stupid people playing with them

every space marine died from the attack or dark eldar. SM player was a moron.

by Jc June 18, 2006

1234

Why the fuck are you looking this up mother fucker??

A common password for Madden 2005 and the first numbers you learn

Jenna: chocolate jubbly slide sounds good to me!!!

Sam: Throw in a Wake-Up Call for good measure

Max: I can count up to G!
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1 - 2 - 3 - 4

by JC June 11, 2006

fuckled

a mutated form of the verb fucked used with a "l" sound to highten the functionality

"Wow your fuckled since she found out about your mistress"

by JC May 13, 2005