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Gash Wednesday

When a male and a female are having consensual penetrative sex and the male, nearing completion, pulls out and ejaculates onto the female’s forehead and draws the sign of the cross to mark the first day of lent
I’m giving up chocolate for lent so I gave my girlfriend a fat Gash Wednesday
by hipyoungman42 August 2, 2024
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Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
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and gash

Used at the end of any sentence to offend the recipient as a reference to a vagina. Especially good to use after the phrase, your mom.
I hung out with your mom last night, and gash.
by Lesley's Mom November 10, 2007
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more mash in the gash

to shove more than your shaft in
last night I put more mash in the gash
by fazeseizure February 13, 2017
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Gash rash

Gash rash is a colloquial term for skin injury to the pubic region caused by abrasion with another person's pubic or facial region, often as a consequence of depilation to said regions hair. Though usually gone unnoticed while attaining gash rash, many find the aftermath to be unpleasant, and even defined by some as excruciating when bodily liquids are introduced to the affected area. It can be avoided by either refraining from shaving, or by epilating (removing hair from its root below the skin) the region instead. One can try to hide their gash rash from being known to others by simply getting dressed, but the awkward stride and stiffled gasps are a tell tale sign of the affected.

The majority of times gash rash only leaves minor abrasions to the skin, that usually disappear within a day or two. Some severe cases of gash rash have been known to take up to 3 weeks to heal, needing a daily regimen of cleaning, drying, and venting of the area until gone.
Michelle: "I don't know if I can go to the Stone Pony tomorrow to see the Yonder Mountain String Band, I can barely walk!"
Liz: "I told you never to shave the night before a date with a man that rocks facial stubble- that combination is a gash rash certainty"
by Luck Is on all4Z July 6, 2024
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Gash Mash-up

When a person gets bored of one persons vagina so has to swap from fanny to fanny. Also if a person does not get action from his girlfriend or only once or twice a week so finds other girls so he can get gash all week.
Joe: Woww i've got a proper gash mash-up this week lillie on monday then ellie tuesday then my girlfriends sleeping over wednesday but friday i think i will see Georgie.

Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.
by sbvodka July 28, 2010
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Jelly Gash

After dinner the other nite, My Gal said it is that time of the month.
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash
After dinner last night. My gal said it is that time of the month, My area is a total Jelly Gash.
by Thenry June 19, 2023
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