frog smile

When a man and a woman get naked, and play leap frog. The mans flaccid penis drags along the woman's backside as he jumps over the woman.

Yo, me and my girl frog smiled all night long, and then enjoyed a hot cup of tea with breakfast the next morning.

by Frogsmile August 13, 2015

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frog paper

Divorce papers

Parent 1: “son, we’re getting a divorce”
Parent 2: “it’s true, I have the frog papers right here”

by Gr3en1em0n December 16, 2021

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mcyt..frog

mcyt..frog is a good person, he vents a lot to people. from his content he is really sad and doesn’t deserve what he’s going through.

someone: hey! do you follow mcyt..frog?

me: yes, my favorite person ever

by mybaslls June 11, 2021

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sexy frog

When a man is having sex on top of a woman, he spreads his leg and arms out and “leap-frogs” his cock into her mouth. This is performed to minimize the "air-time" from vagina (or anus) to mouth when the man is about to cum.

Simon: "I tried to cum in Mrs. Robinson's mouth, but couldn't make it in time. I blew it all over her tits."

Garfunkel: "Dude. You should've given her the ole' sexy frog. It great for just launching into place. Turn up."

by w11j7b May 15, 2014

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frog

The act of using the back of ones hand to hit a male in the genital region...thus causing immence pain! Also known as DEAD FROG!! verb.Frogging/Frogged

"bob how come ur holding ur crotch?? ur nanna just frogged me!!!"

by Nigel ZOMGWTFBBQ December 10, 2006

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