Felta

unripened fanny (a fanny that is not ripe)

She wasn't ready for it, she had a Felta.

I felt her and she had a felta.

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Fleetwood

A white van, usually with an old man inside it that tries to run people over at a rapid pace.
These are extremley dangerous and once you have seen one, you will see many more.

Beware the fleetwood services truck! It may be the last thing you ever see...

"Chasing us hehe"... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!

(Jumps out of the path)
Phew it's gone

then...
DUN DUN DUN! FLEETWOOD... IS... BACK...
face your fear

by STOP FLEETWOOD SERVICES October 8, 2012

felt tipped

Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.

John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!

Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013

flectonomous

The act of remaining calm or keeping the nerves cooled by behaving absolutely insane.

Clifton- umm..... Why's Jesse throwing his poop at his car?
David- well, he either blew his turbo or more than likely is just feeling extra flectonomous today.

Jesse- AHHHHH RATA FATA

*throws poop at David and Clifton.*

by Phlegmtronic November 17, 2015

Fleet

A fleet is a term of venery for a group of whores. A fleet is greater than or equal to five whores.

Big Daddy Spankdahoe sent his fleet out to turn tricks thinking 'keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long'

by Mrs. Webster September 18, 2016

fleet flaw

a type of toy used for kids who can't spell their own names

Spell your name, Billy.
B-R-W-A-L-T-Y
Take your fleet flaw.

by SimDevoSlipknot May 25, 2016

feltch daiquiri

When you add some feltch juice to a peach daiquiri and slurp it with your bum chum

Come with me Christian let's have a feltch daiquiri

by Daiquiri king January 13, 2017