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Flacco my cracko

A man with a little penis. So small and doesn’t read a uvula.
by Wallyos November 29, 2023
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Flacco My Cracco

Background: Made popular on a local radio station within Columbus, OH.

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.

1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”

2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.

3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”

Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”

Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”

Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”

Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.

No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
by Justin Title, Attorney At Law December 4, 2023
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Flacaroni

A term for being floppy and relaxed usually in the context of doing nothing (scrub like).

Also can be used to describe things such as flaccid genitalia.
"Emma and I have been utterly flacaroni today."
and
"Those tapeworms solved my flacaroni problem."
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Flackacita

When You get your ass eaten out so good you start rapping Drake while dreaming of cow sex
last night she gave me the flackacita
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flacitate

The act of your erected penis softening
My penis flacitated after I masturbated!
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Flacking

A sex act in which a man wearing a set of medieval armor jerks off while standing on the rim of an active volcano. When he is on the edge of cumming, he jumps into the volcano and cums when he lands in the lava.

-This definition was cooked up by Asa Shin Erection.
Flacking was a favorite pastime of men in the 16th century.
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Flacitate

The act of your erected penis becoming flaccid.
My penis is starting to flacitate.
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