B.G.F.C.

Emmanuel's Big Game Fishing Club is a gentleman's club for the elite males of emc. It involves a silver sack of fun for each member, sharing of fishing stories with a chosen creature of the sea and responsible consumption of femented grape juice. A jolly swell time is had by all.

Tim: hey sam are you going to the B.G.F.C. today?
Sam: No i am a little pussy and will not succeed in life.

by Blue Dog November 3, 2007

M.I.N.F

M.I.N.F. is an acronym for Mothers I'd Never Fuck. This term is the polar opposite of M.I.L.F. It describes a mother well past her prime who has NOT aged well, and yet tries to dress and act like a teenaged skank. A M.I.N.F. will throw her kids to the wayside for a chance at sex with younger attractive men that are way out of her league, though she can be pacified with booze, fake compliments, and compulsory groping. Young men should be forewarned that M.I.N.F.'s are akin to vampires. Once you invite them in, they will freely invade your space and can only be vanquished with a public denouncing and calling out in front of witnesses OR a stake rammed neatly between the saddlebags (taking care to avoid the extensive push up and out bra) to the heart.

Guy 1: UGH. I started flirting with this M.I.N.F at work and now she won't leave me ALONE. She keeps hanging around and telling people we have this "thing" going.

Guy 2: Dude, didn't you read the playa handbook? Never flirt with a M.I.N.F. That's like signing a contract with the devil. You always get more shit than you bargained for.

Guy 1: I KNOW! Bitch is all up in my face and business and cockblocking me at every turn. She's skantless and fugly.

Guy 2: Bro I got stakes in my trunk. Let's end this.

by Trish76 July 17, 2010

F - Bomb

Saying fuck when you probably shouldn't.

*slap*
joe: What the fuck?!
joe's mom: what was that?!
joe's brother: what happened?
me: he just dropped the f-bomb.
joe's brother: he's fucked.

by Dictionary.com March 26, 2003

m'er'f'in

An abbr. of motherfucking in an effort to be more politically correct, "PG", or safe for work.

M'er'f'in yessssssss!!!!!

That m'er'f'in bitch was a fucking whore ass dipshit at the party last night.

Mom! I'm on my m'er'f'in way back home. Chill!

Awwww yeahhhhh, m'er'f'in cheeze burgerzzz...

by manofwar July 3, 2014

C.T.A.F.

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.

C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.

by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008

Ford F-150

Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she had a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad?That’s what it feels like to drive a Ford F-150. Ford 👍🏼

That’s what it feels like to drive a Ford F-150. Ford 👍🏼

by Lol38273 December 27, 2021

S.O.F (Sit On My Face)

When a woman sits on top of a mans face,placing her vagina on his tongue and other various areas of his face.

When you going to S.O.F (Sit On My Face) ma ?

by Rugah October 12, 2011