Extended Relativity Theory

A generalization of Einstein's relativity proposing that relativity extends beyond motion and gravity to include other frames—reference frames based on scale, complexity, or consciousness. Extended Relativity suggests that just as motion is relative, so might be size (scale relativity), information (informational relativity), or even perspective (perspectival relativity). The theory unifies different kinds of relativity under a single framework: everything is relative to something. Einstein started it; Extended Relativity finishes it—relativity all the way down.

Extended Relativity Theory "Einstein said motion is relative. Extended Relativity says scale is relative too—physics looks different at quantum and cosmic scales, but neither is more fundamental. Relativity isn't just about velocity; it's about everything. The universe is a web of relations; Extended Relativity maps them all."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

External Variables

Factors originating outside a system or study that influence outcomes but are not part of the model being tested. In experimental research, external variables are everything the researcher didn't design, didn't control, and often didn't consider. They include weather, politics, economic conditions, cultural events, personal histories—the entire buzzing chaos of reality that can't be confined in a laboratory. Good research designs attempt to control for external variables through randomization, blinding, or statistical adjustment, but they can never eliminate them entirely. External variables are why causation is so difficult to establish: the thing you think is causing your effect might just be correlated with some external factor you never noticed.

External Variables Example: "The classroom intervention seemed to work perfectly, but the external variable—a new education policy implemented the same week—made it impossible to know what actually caused the improvement."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Extended Causality Hypothesis

A theoretical hypothesis proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) phenomena, including warp drives and communications outside normal spacetime, preserve causality by appearing to observers within spacetime as if they were traveling at luminal speeds. This hypothesis extends the conserved causality principle to FTL scenarios by suggesting that spacetime functions like a computer plane: spectators (entities outside spacetime) perceive and maintain the causal relationships that observers (entities within spacetime) experience as potentially paradoxical. In practical terms, a warp drive doesn't violate causality because from the perspective of any observer within spacetime, its effects propagate exactly as if constrained by light speed—even though "outside," something else is happening. This elegantly resolves FTL paradoxes (like the tachyonic antitelephone) by proposing that causality is preserved not within spacetime but by the larger dimensional context in which spacetime is embedded.

The hypothesis has profound implications: it suggests that paraphysics and parasciences may be valid fields studying phenomena that interact with spacetime from outside—exactly the kinds of things that seem impossible within spacetime but might be perfectly coherent from a higher-dimensional perspective. It also explains why we can't perceive dimensions beyond 3D-4D: our observer-status within spacetime means we only experience the "projected" version of reality that preserves causal consistency. The extra dimensions are real; we just can't see them from inside the computer plane.

Example: "The warp drive test seemed to show the ship arriving before it left—a clear causality violation. But the Extended Causality Hypothesis suggests that from outside spacetime, the sequence was perfectly preserved; we just couldn't see the higher-dimensional context that made it consistent. The paradox wasn't real; it was just the limit of our observer-perspective."

by Dumu The Void March 19, 2026

External Twins

Two children genetically of the same parents born in close proximity to one another, most often with the use of a surrogate mother.

I had trouble conceiving and hired a surrogate, but to my surprise I also became pregnant soon after. The babies were born 2 weeks apart as external Twins.

by Walter Schwartz May 20, 2025

Expedition 33

When you teach a sexual partner new techniques that they later use with new partners.

He can thank me for giving her a proper Expedition 33.

by Beavshak May 28, 2025

Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.

by Say when July 20, 2025

external ejaculation tactics

a tactic of masturbation in males including several methods like chinese pocket, japanese self-pleasure, indian air, etc. by which guys can ejaculate and fap when they need to, particularly in situations when they are outside and its urgent. by these tactics, they can fap without fully opening their pants and still ejaculate externally on their pants on lower dressing...

A: bro I NEED TO FAP RN
B: just use some external ejaculation tactics bro

by Okok32 July 21, 2025