Boyfriend experience

When a real man finally drops on his new woman his good lovin-body-rockin-knockin boots all night long and claims her to be his.

I asked this girl to came over for some “Netflix and chill” so I had to give her the boyfriend experience.

by Dirty Sanchez Suavemente May 21, 2019

Sexual experience

When someone is gorgeous, funny, sweet, curious, smart, sexy, loyal, but never had a really good sexual experience to do nasty horny stuff.

Guy: -That girl is an angel but she could use a fuck with someone who knows what he is doing.
Guy 2: -Yeah, I wanna give her a sexual experience of her life.

by Sheisnotme January 10, 2021

near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004

expert systems

1 - Expert systems is commonly used to replace words in a lame come-back to an insult.

2 - It can also be used to confuse a person after they give you a compliment

1- Stupidlittlefucker - "You stupid fag, you just ruined the game, why don't you just fuck off"

Phuzzletoff - "If by fuck off, you mean expert systems, then yes."

2 - Reallyhotchick - "Hey great game! You were really good"

Phuzzletoff - "If by really good, you mean expert systems, then that's disgusting! But I'm in."

by Frankie Mondat June 5, 2005

The Greek Experience

When you eat Greek food or anything at a Greek dinner and you shit like you got fucked in the ass all night long like the Greeks invented

After eating those gyros last night today I'm having the Greek Experience. I'm shitting like I got fucked in the ass all night long

by Nick Hertz May 26, 2018

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

instant expert

Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.

Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."

Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.

by Astor G. February 20, 2008