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verbal diarrea

Where you are talking and blurt out something that you totally didn't mean to say, or where you just share way too much where you immediately think "WHY DID I JUST SHARE THAT!??!"
I should stop drinking when I go out on dates because I always have verbal diarrea!
by LaurenLindsay October 24, 2008
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Diarrhea Takeout

The most vicious diarrhea caused by Chinese takeout food. Symptoms that show Diarrhea Takeout include eating takeout, burning of the anus, yellowish colored puss and blood seeping from the anal cavity, and itching of the rectum. If you are one of the 30 that manage to make it to the toilet in time, you will be able to compare the experience to anal childbirth and wiping your ass with sandpaper. Side affects may include nausea, loss of appetite, inability to sit properly, and blackouts due to loss of body mass, involuntary fainting, and dehydration.
Why is Joe in the hospital is he okay?
He had Diarrhea Takeout, the doctors said he should make it.
by ThisHurts October 16, 2011
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diarrhea

When lots of wet shit shoots out of yo anus.
Gee, its Bree!

When you think your friends are joking

but your pants are brown and soaking:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better

but you keep on getting wetter:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin down the hall,

and you feel something fall:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your chillin’ with your daughter

and you feel the poopoo water:

Diarrhea, diarhea.

When you're fecally obsessed

and it splatters on your chest:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford

and corn fills up your cords:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a Pontiac

and brown comes down your crack:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting in your Chevy

and you feel something heavy:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a corvette

and you feel something wet:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in a race

and it flies up on your face:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving down the road

and you’re butt tries to explode:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.
by A Really Bucking Fastard September 2, 2012
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diarrhea of the mouth

Talking too much, usually about something unimportant.
by Shawn B. April 14, 2003
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diarhea orgasm

The feeling of climax you receive when taking a diarhea. Can result in multiple waves and multiple orgasms.
Oh shit dude, after about the second or third wave of diarhea I felt so great. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm I love my diarhea orgasms!
by Poopsmith April 19, 2003
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verbal diarrhea

Can you believe that idiot keeps talking. He suffers from verbal diarrhea!
by C. Hanley February 26, 2009
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Dork diaries

A corny book series about a girl freaking crying for no freaking reason and being dramatic as hell.
Nikki: omg he doesn’t like me cuz he brought a pizza at 9:00 pm lol
People with an in span over 12:BURN THE DARN BOOK WHAT THE HELL
Dork diaries
by Missyfit9 January 16, 2021
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