diarrhea

When lots of wet shit shoots out of yo anus.

Gee, its Bree!

When you think your friends are joking

but your pants are brown and soaking:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better

but you keep on getting wetter:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin down the hall,

and you feel something fall:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your chillin’ with your daughter

and you feel the poopoo water:

Diarrhea, diarhea.

When you're fecally obsessed

and it splatters on your chest:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford

and corn fills up your cords:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a Pontiac

and brown comes down your crack:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting in your Chevy

and you feel something heavy:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a corvette

and you feel something wet:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in a race

and it flies up on your face:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving down the road

and you’re butt tries to explode:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

by A Really Bucking Fastard September 2, 2012

diarrhea of the mouth

Talking too much, usually about something unimportant.

Susie has diarrhea of the mouth.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

diarhea orgasm

The feeling of climax you receive when taking a diarhea. Can result in multiple waves and multiple orgasms.

Oh shit dude, after about the second or third wave of diarhea I felt so great. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm I love my diarhea orgasms!

by Poopsmith April 19, 2003

verbal diarrhea

uncontrollable crap that people say

Can you believe that idiot keeps talking. He suffers from verbal diarrhea!

by C. Hanley February 26, 2009

Dork diaries

A corny book series about a girl freaking crying for no freaking reason and being dramatic as hell.

Nikki: omg he doesn’t like me cuz he brought a pizza at 9:00 pm lol
People with an in span over 12:BURN THE DARN BOOK WHAT THE HELL
Dork diaries

by Missyfit9 January 16, 2021

Diarrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

"Shit, I think I have diarrhea."

by FavouriteWorstNightmare August 31, 2014

Diar

Is trustworthy, kind, honest, and loving. He has really nice outfits and enough money to be a sugar daddy in his 20's. He has a resting bitch face that'll intimidate the fuck out of you. Diar is really fucking hot, and he isn't str8, and that's okay. Diar definitely does NOT smoke the doinks with the bros. He probably does bleach his asshole. Definitely has a gold Juul and he's really easy to talk to. He is a true american.

"diar likes to chill, make peace and have babies in the doink shack."

by god January 10, 2019