Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

White Crown

A weak male orgasm in which the semen has no velocity to properly exit the tip therefore dribbling over the head. A quote crown of jizz.

I was waiting for a facial, but all he managed to do was give himself a white crown.

by grant drew June 12, 2022

Crown

smacked on the head.

She resisted the temptation to crown him.

by Arminkshipper June 19, 2024

Crown

A crown is, besides the object that is worn by royalty, is a substitute for King and Queen for Non-binary and Genderqueer people.

Person A: OH MY GOD YES KING!!!
Person B: actually, they're Non-binary so its actually Crown
Person A: oh ok...OH MY GOD YES CROWWNNN!!!! STUNNING!!

by Mars lmao January 13, 2021

Triple Crown

When you full send for 3 consecutive days

“Day 3 of sending it?”
“You already know it, gotta go for the triple crown!”

by fullsend101 September 27, 2018

Crown and Quats Peach

A libation created by a Hebrew man mixing Crown Royal Peach and Loquat wine. Patent Pending.

While on a religious retreat, Crown and Quats Peach was invented by a Hebrew man.

by Billy Winters 04 May 29, 2021

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013