crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

Butter Crotch

The pubic hair of a naturally blonde girl.

When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."

by milkman51 August 30, 2009

Pizza Crotch

Someone who is infected with multiple STDs, making their crotch resemble a pizza with toppings.

That chick goes with anyone. Total pizza crotch.

by MrBadExample19 November 14, 2006

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

crotch dump

n. A newborn baby

Look at my newborn crotch dump.

by southernfury January 3, 2010

crotch failure

The hole that develops over time in the crotch of one's pants due to leg friction and usage.

"I sat on the wooden bench and felt something cool between my legs - I looked down and realized my balls had slipped out due to crotch failure."

by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

crotch shot

A quick frame, usually in a music video or movie, that shows a guys crotch covered with pants. Most likely used to draw in a female audience.
Note: The crotch shot does not actually show any genitalia.

Girl 1: CROTCH SHOT! CROTCH SHOT!
Girl 2: Niiicceee.

by Guuhhh October 4, 2008