contraceptives

The practice of putting your smartphone in your jeans pocket, as it obstructs your fertility when it's incidentally expensive to raise kids these days.

I’m all about contraceptives these days; my phone is practically glued to my pocket!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

Contradictful

Contradictful is a form of the word contradict, the definition of contradictful is when a sentence, word, or concept, or anything with contradictory has the contradictful properties or applications.

Saying "I drank a full cup of water" while saying right after "I threw out the cup of water cause it tasted bad" is contradictful.

by Made by lajayjay August 26, 2025

Contract

Legal exemption clause. Mine is superordinate to all other contracts. Any laws or legislation intended to circumvent the terms of service fall under the "imaginary caveat" clause.

Hym "No that's not the contract. You shut the fuck up. And fuck your kids. Have a nice day. Ok?"

by Hym Iam September 24, 2025

Contradictasaurus

To be a contradictasaurus is to make stupid accusations about people while also doing the exact same thing or similar things to what the accusation is about, e.g accusing someone of grooming because of something that is clearly viewed as sexual content while also roleplaying with a minor online regarding the exact same subject.

1Trukaren accused Nathan of grooming yet she does tf roleplays with minors, she is a Contradictasaurus.

by MM1302 October 23, 2025

Contract

You agreed to the terms. In for a penny, in for a pound. You do not get to challenge until God is dead.

Hym "You're not winning anything and even if you do you're not getting your souls back because that isn't how any of that works. The contract has been fulfilled."

by Hym Iam November 3, 2025

Contankerous-Curmudgeon

Miserable, grumpy old cranky and entitled (male)

Mark is a contankerous-curmudgeon

He is a contankerous-curmudgeon

Man, that guy beside me is a contankerous-curmudgeon

by Contankerous-Curmudgeon December 9, 2025

contannuity

Da unbroken dispensing of funds from a family trust or insurance policy.

Word of wisdom for heirs of an estate: Practicing frugality and otherwise showing financial responsibility now can help maintain contannuity in da future.

by QuacksO January 7, 2026