comcastified

The deliberate slowdown of internet content do to a terribly slow internet service provider.

My Netfilx stream has been comcastified.

by baudeagle September 12, 2014

combatible

When two personalities are at odds with each other and very likely to break out into a physical conflict at any moment. The opposite of compatible, but nicer sounding than incompatible.

Tom and Ted each hate everything the other one stands for. They are very combatible.

by Linguistic September 16, 2014

commatitis

Excessive and unnecessary use of commas

There was, he thought, many cases, that could be mentioned, in this kind, of scenario, where commatitis is committed.

by rationalrant May 18, 2014

Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.

by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."

by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016

concatenating

A word used by programmers to discern true computer programming from the fakes. Basically it means "add"

verb (used with object), concatenated, concatenating.
1.
to link together; unite in a series or chain.
adjective
2.
linked together, as in a chain.

by metalpoet April 11, 2016