bat caving

the process of waking somebody up by farting directly in their face while bare assed

At the end of the party when Jon passed out, Mike went bat caving

by ScottieC October 13, 2006

Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.

i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

clavijo

cunt whore

man i hope that fucking bitch dies

by cornpwn June 9, 2003

Clawing

The act of inserting fingers (or claws) into a vagina and viciously clawing/scraping away until climax is reached (or bleeding).
recommended use in conjunction with wolfbagging, small household pets or whilst stroking your cookie nipples.

Elv: 'i was absolutely ball-bagged last night and got my digits stuck up this right sort
Fun: 'U give her a good clawing?? u bad cat'
Elv: 'yep, clawed her off a treat'

by Phil Watkinson October 19, 2007

Dirty Clarinet

A sexual act that begins with anal penetration, then the man removes his dick from the woman's ass, and she proceeds to suck his dick while fiddling with his balls, resembling playing a dirty clarinet.

I got the best dirty clarinet last night, but then that dirty ho tried to kiss me so i had to give her a dutch oven to teach her a lesson

by R . C . November 4, 2009

Caving

To do someone's head in.

"Dude, she was caving me, hard!"

by Caveymc September 7, 2006

Clarinetting

(Verb) The act of a white woman fellating a black man's penis, so called both because of the similarities between a black penis and a clarinet (long black and cylindrical) and the fact that traditionally homely white girls play the clarinet.

"When she told her parents she was going over to her boyfriends house to go Clarinetting, they had no idea she meant she was going to go suck her black boyfriends cock."

by FunnyjunkReposter September 13, 2012