clavijo 

a columbian crackwhore who has only one yellow dress and one pair of brown elf shoes...LISTO!!

Man, clavijo is wearing that yellow dress again??

clavijo by roja June 4, 2003

clavijo 

cunt whore

man i hope that fucking bitch dies

clavijo by cornpwn June 9, 2003

pulling a clavijo 

when you have sex in the ass before you have sex vaginally

ew that girl was caught pulling a clavijo the other night!
what?
yeah, she got fucked in the ass!
ew!

pulling a clavijo by shitstaineddick June 15, 2009

clavicola 

A sex position that requires the use of a Puerto Rican and a set of crutches and a 1998 Coca-Cola bottle. Use your imagination.

I broke my leg and got some crutches so me and my girl tried out the clavicola last night.

clavicola by JakeShaznat April 9, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016