Cairoh

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.

Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*

by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019

Larry Chair

Internet person who resides on Urban Dictionary obsessed with toxic gas aka methane and provides us, the UD users, with great definitions.

Hi I'm Larry Chair and I gave definitions for farticious inflatuation afflatuate fart appeal and the more recent Do I smell popcorn?

by marysawrus February 20, 2011

Chair radical 3

Formula that can be used in any situation of any problem.

Yo,how much is that zarfing soda, it has no price. Chair Radical 3.

by Jose "Pablo" Beltran October 14, 2005

chair

when spanish speakinq person is tryinq to say share.

Will you chair that taco with me?

by iloveyouu__x3 December 9, 2008

Claire

Ridiculous gorgeous girl. has the body of a goddess and can make you smile like no other. she gets WHOEVER she wants. girls want the guys she dates and guys want to be him. Oftentimes, Claire's are seen with Charles's.

1.Holy fuck. That claire just looked at me. BONER

2. God damnit i hate that charles. he got that claire.

by ccshbg11309 July 8, 2009

Claire

A Claire is a type of middle-class British woman typically aged between 30 and 50. They are particularly found in South-West London, Surrey, Berkshire, Oxfordshire and West Sheffield. They are very socially liberal and nearly always are Lib Dem voters (although there are some that vote Labour and Conservative). They inhabit the top-tier jobs in society (Headmistresses, Managers etc.). They typically have snobbish attitudes and are very shielding of their children from the outside world (e.g. keeping full track of where they are at all times and setting often extreme screen time limits on their kids). They can often be spotted by their haircut, known as the Claire cut, which is a Symetrical bob cut without a fringe that comes down to shoulder length. In conversation, especially when talking to children, they will speak very patronisingly and passive-aggressively. They are also often quite entitled.

In other words, they are a socially liberal British Karen.

I went to Twickenham last week. It was absolutely overrun with Claires!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 9, 2021

Sick Gaming Chair

A meme/phrase used in the community around osu!, a rhythm game where you click circles to the beat.

It's most commonly used to make some sarcastic remark when spectating a cheater in-game, usually while they're busy climbing the leaderboards on ludicrously difficult songs.

Bob: (gets a perfect score on The Big Black at 2x speed)
John: Oh, don't worry, he's just got a sick gaming chair. /s

by Solarys October 7, 2017