F in the Chat

Saying. When someone is going through a challenge that is most likely life or death and if not can definitely make or break their life and you want to show sympathy but you're apathetic.

Person 1: My taxes were never recognized as paid and now the IRS is coming after me and my dog is being forcefully put down

Person 2: F in the chat for my boy

Person 1: My life is over...

Person 3: F

by RanbowKng October 9, 2020

Shit chat

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity

If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.

by El Porter May 19, 2006

chat whore

someone who cybersexes all day long, with anyone

she's on yahoo 24/7, she's such a chat whore.

by chenger November 8, 2003

chat weasel

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.

Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

by Chiquitabanana January 16, 2008

chat gnat

An annoying, pesky internet troll in a chat group.

Ignore Darrenanity's comments. He is just a chat gnat

by mwilcox3000 May 8, 2018

Chat Module

Originally, it means Bot, or chat bot via bnet but in times of intellectual...well when there is nothing that you can say that can really insult someone, you pull out a word from your ass, usually something that you believe makes you sound smart and hoping it both insults and confuses your e-opponent at the same time

20:55:39 <Malice> and you think you're cool on a chat module

by Tequila August 25, 2005

Chat-Trap

A voluntary paralysis caused by a tightening of the butt cheeks to prevent defecation.

Standing perfectly still while holding it in so you don't shit yourself.

Caught in a chat-trap, Adam spent the next painful 30 seconds on the stairs clenching and plotting his next move.

After unsuccessfully chat-trapping on the dance floor, Eve would not be able to return the slacks she purchased only the day before.

by Spicy Hamburger April 17, 2009