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Get Off Your Golden Couch 

A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."

Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.

Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.

Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.

This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
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Caught in 4k 

When someone gets video evidence or proof of someone else saying or doing something that's hella sus whether its from a video or picture, voice recording it don't matter.
"Ayo I saw you do it and I have evidence. You got Caught in 4k bruh."
Caught in 4k by a normal due March 11, 2021

Couch Book 

A book that is considered so inappropriate or unacceptable to someone's parents, that when reading on the couch you shift away so no one can read over your shoulder
My mom almost caught me reading a couch book yesterday. When she asked me what I was reading, I told her it was for school.
Couch Book by YuKi January 16, 2016

Couch Binging 

When your friend with insomnia sleeps like a baby for hours on your couch!
AKR is classic couch binging friend of mine!!
Couch Binging by thinkingtoad June 12, 2018

coughenhoit

cough version of "gesundheit"
used after someone coughs wishing them well.
person 1: *coughs*

person 2: coughenhoit!

person 1: thanks man!!
coughenhoit by renelles18 July 6, 2011

caughtpology 

When the only reason a person is sorry or offering an apology is because they were caught and exposed.
That ESPN reporter Britt McHenry isn't sorry, what she's offering is a caughtpology... fire that bitch.