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Tandem Bike 

A Tandem Bike is a bicycle with two seats and two sets of pedals, allowing a couple to ride together. Requiring as much team work as a trust fall, but with fast moving traffic to fall in front of when it fails. A good way to test how strong your relationship is.

On conventional tandems, the front rider steers as well as pedals the bicycle and is known as the captain, pilot, or steersman; the rear rider only pedals and is known as the stoker, navigator, or rear admiral.

The term Tandem refers to the arrangement of the riders one behind the other rather than the number of riders. Bicycles for three, four, or five riders are referred to as "triples" or "triplets", "quads" or "quadruplets", and "quints" or "quintuplets" respectively. One such familiar to UK TV viewers was the "trandem" ridden by The Goodies.
1. That's an awesome Tandem Bike, but you should know that your woman on the back isn't peddling.

2. I was riding my Tandem Bike, and she must have been working harder because it was easier to peddle. Then I realized that she Fell off my bike

3. Your car has broken down! Don't worry, there is a spare seat on my Tandem Bike. Just sit down, put your feet on the pedals, and don't lean to the side while peddling.
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When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.
I accidently caught my buddy finishing up his gym bike exercises and saw him use his sock to clean up his face.
Gym Bike by Ryan Eaves May 2, 2006
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Circus Bike 

An extremely gaudy, outlandish, or impractical fixed-gear bicycle.
One Aerospoke wheel.
7-inch-long straight bars with lime green grips.
A color-coordinated top tube pad.
Red Deep-V wheelset.

Usage: Avert your eyes from the circus bike; all who gaze upon it will be blinded by frenzied, aggressive glamor.
Circus Bike by snip-snip April 23, 2009

Birthday Bike

1.) A birthday bicycle is a means of transport for an individual on their birthday, on which many can 'take a ride'.

2.) A Birthday Bike can be purchased as a gift for somebody's birthday, after which they excessively use their new bike.

3.) A birthday bike has many uses. You can take it for a spin to the shops, to school, home from clubbing/pubbing or work.

4.) As a sexual innuendo it can be referred to as a 'Banging Birthday Bike'... The abbreviation of which is 'BBB'.

4.) There are many benefits regarding a birthday bike. For example, it is a communal means of transport and saves the environment.

5.) Can be referred to as a 'Banging Birthday Bike' in sexual innuendo context. (Abbreviation of which is 'BBB').
I saw Tamina out on her Birthday Bike last night with her new man! She looked banging as she took him for a ride!
Birthday Bike by Annie Asian June 1, 2011

french bike ride 

Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.
Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.

Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.
french bike ride by guido20 April 14, 2010

dirt bike 

A sexual act in which a couple gorges on spicy Mexican foot in the evening in preparation for sex later that night. Later in the night, the couple engage in sex doggy style and the woman develops uncontrollable, blow out diarrhea. At this point, the man grabs her arms, pulls them back behind her, and revs her like a dirt while she sprays feces all over the both of them (much like revving a dirt bike stuck in the mud)!
I knew Carla was kinky when she agreed to perform the dirt bike with me.
dirt bike by emmeff April 18, 2006

candy bike 

A ridiculously, obnoxiously color-coordinated fixed gear or single speed bike. The builder of the bike has spent all effort on the bike's visual appeal, with little or no regard to performance or practical riding aspects.

Common features include more than three different bright neon colors, custom painted spokes/rims, custom strung spoke patterns or "twisted" spokes, colored chains and chainrings, colored grips/bartape etc.

See tarck bike
Rolling down the street on his checkered deep V's with red spokes to match his oury's and red hubs mounted to a frame detailed with a red, white, and blue fade, he flicked his chin up and basked in the radiance of his candy bike's glory.
candy bike by cherry vanilla July 24, 2010