beardspiration

1) to find inspiration in another's beard

2) excessive facial perspiration due to an abundance of facial hair induced by vigorous activity

1)That gentleman had some wicked chops, I was overwhelmed with beardspiration.

2)boyfriend: "I'm sorry sweat heart, here use this towel"
Girlfriend: " you got your gross beardspiration in my eye"

by Lou DuVal December 7, 2013

beauscape

Verb; to escape the enforcement of nearly all legal code by merit of physical attractiveness, and in some cases, the addition of a potentially pathetic excuse for the violation. The accompanying excuses, though not generally necessary, are not limited to ignorance of common knowledge or the existence of the law.

Kelly was pulled over for driving while intoxicated but beauscaped after explaining to the officer that she had been told that DWI laws are only in effect after 8:00pm.

by Vernacularocity March 27, 2015

Bears

a very, very, very dangerous animal

I want the bears to be my pet.

by Harry Skywalker May 29, 2016

Beardspective

The perspective of a bearded man.

Because of one's beardspective he could see beyond racial indifference.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa September 12, 2016

Bearest

It's like bear and it relates to how big and hairy, a description/something can be.

He's the Bearest guy in the class

by Theticktack January 30, 2017

Bears in the dark

A sexual game where two or more partners go to opposite ends of a house and try to find each other with all the lights off and making as little noise as possible.

Sorry I can't work late tonight. Charles, Jason, Harrison, Zachary and I are all playing bears in the dark

-Ben

by Sick gang September 14, 2017

bearist

The act of racism against bears

Guy 1: there was a black bear who killed a kid
Guy 2: gee guy 1, there's no reason to bearist

by Iforget6 June 8, 2018