BEAR POKER 

Someone who deliberately aggravates a strong person for a reaction. Can be passionate in a relationship or just to push someone's buttons to see the show

I dont want someone who I can walk all over, I want a bear poker to keep me on my toes.

BEAR POKER by reconboy May 10, 2018

Bear Dick 

To Bear Dick someone is to tell a never ending story that includes every boring detail.

Dude Ken called last night Bare Dicked me for what seemd to be hours.

Bear Dick by Dennis September 29, 2004

bear sauce 

A mixture of powdered sugar and water that is similar to semen. It is called "bear sauce" because it is traditionally stored in a plastic "honeybear". Best used for pranks.

No one would use the messy bathroom; little did they know that the jizz on the walls and floor was really just bear sauce.

bear sauce by wvukilroy September 23, 2004

Bear Creek High School 

DO NOT GO TO THIS GAY ASS SCHOOOOL!!! It's cold as balls all the time. Teachers got Brussel sprouts fades, out here walkin the halls lookin like angry beetles smh. They don't even look fly, talking about some "those shorts too short" homie yo hairline too short adios. And the students aren't even lit. Be out here wildin suckin Dick in south hall, makin sex tapes, sending nudes. And shit the hallways smell like a damn creek. adios

maaaaan only thotties go to bear creek high school.

Bear Creek High School by BITCHYEETT May 18, 2016

Bear paw 

When you cup a fart in your paw and throw it in someones face.

Hey Sarah ! What on my knuckles? Wait i cant see it. ( hand opens) OMG you asshole you just bear pawed me!

Bear paw by litdave010 October 23, 2010

Bear hands 

The act of ripping a bears paws of and sliding them on as a weapon. Or they can serve as sweet num-chucks.

Charle: Yo the bol just ripped that grizzles hands off
Willem: Now I'll pwn the shit out of you with my bear hands bitch.

Bear hands by Killem Willem January 6, 2011

bear joke 

often used by nar dans such as halley northridge, and jack duggan.
apparently used to describe some thing that was extremely humourous, and/or a humourous person.
Although a nar dans sense of humour is some what, undeveloped, this term is used as a signal to all other lower ranked bledrin to laugh hystericaly.

(observed uses in the wild)
"nar that was bear joke!"
" he is joke!bear..,"
(this is blived to simply be a problem encountered in the part of the brain dealing with speach, apparently this particular subjects grammar had rotted to a point that he found it hard to speak at all)

bear joke by rizo299 October 22, 2004