you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017

Ax in a Nutshell

Shoving a pole or a broom stick up a womans vagina. Mostly done by another woman.

That was a great way to Ax in a Nutshell!

by The one who made this November 14, 2011

Axe Tag

spraying axe deodorant on a public surface to feel gangster and not get in trouble

Look at this Axe I stole from the mini mart, I'm gonna Axe Tag in the back of the mini mart cause that's how I roll.

by urworsthacker01 December 27, 2011

Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

by JudeRunner June 28, 2025

Axe gash

A slang term for a woman's pudendal cleft, particularly during menstruation when it resembles a bloody wound.

Kelly had a heavy flow from her axe gash.

by Space guru April 4, 2022

axee

A person who uses an axe.

Have you meet that person down the street, they’re an axee.

by Mag Nif A Cent July 30, 2024

Axed

Yeah! Totally! The guy you are pretending to be needs to be axed!

Hym "No, you're not getting away with it. It doesn't matter what I did and I am absolutely going to fuck your wife. Believe that. YOU need ME to get axed but it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with ✌️✊️✌️What's good for society or the internet discourse✌️✊️✌️. It's for YOU to NOT LOOK LIKE you pretended to be a guy who is better than you to fuck Swedish woman who are out of your league... Which would make you a literal rapist... So, like, anybody got a bead on what happened with Destiny's (Defender of society!) bank account after his wife left him? Because THE DAY AFTER I alluded to the FACT that I AM NOT DESTINY... His wife had ✌️✊️✌️Visa issues✌️✊️✌️ And then NEVER RETURNED AND LEFT HIM... THAT IS SOME FUCKING MYSTERIOUS SHIT RIGHT THERE, ISN'T IT? And he has a meltdown everyone he sees someone else doing the thing he's doing! And he calls for them to be deplatformed... Why is that? It MUST BE that the guy HE IS ALSO IMPERSONATING is just SO EVIL AND PSYCHOPATHIC... That HE needs to be the only one do the thing that THEY ARE BOTH DOING. That's got to be it. It can't possibly be that IF I'M NOT DEPLATFORM BEFORE PEOPLE FIND OUT WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED. And if I MURDER KIDS BECAUSE OF WHAT HE'S DOING... HE IS FUCKED... It's not that. It CAN'T be that... For him, I mean. It can and is but HE really needs that to not be the case."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024