V: When a younger individual, usually an adolescent male, is caught by his parents, viewing pornography because he forgot to turn the volume of his computer down.
Billy: *viewing porn*
Father: What in the world is that?... Darn neighbors!
Mother: That sounded like it came from billys room...
Father: *opens door quickly* Billy!! goodness son! Oh my... no. Oh no, no, no, no.
Billy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeh! *screams like little girl* Mom!! Dad!! Go awayyyuhhhh I'm, uhmm, I'm, uhh doing homework. *voice cracks prepubescently*
Billy has suffered audiopornccident.
Father: What in the world is that?... Darn neighbors!
Mother: That sounded like it came from billys room...
Father: *opens door quickly* Billy!! goodness son! Oh my... no. Oh no, no, no, no.
Billy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeh! *screams like little girl* Mom!! Dad!! Go awayyyuhhhh I'm, uhmm, I'm, uhh doing homework. *voice cracks prepubescently*
Billy has suffered audiopornccident.
by Mattian Wurdz Ph.D December 1, 2009
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HE: Did you hear what that politician said about their opponent?
SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?
HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!
SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..
HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?
HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!
SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..
HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
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