Arse particles

the particles expelled when you fart, which linger in the air, causing smell.

PARTICLE: ie, atoms ... etc: expelled from bum-hole, thusly named "Arse Particles"

"Upon waking, James lifted his duvet covers and wafted the arse particles around the room. Hannah turned over...and woke up thinking something had died as the particles lingered in her nostrils."

by PARTICLECHICK November 13, 2011

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter September 8, 2013

arse wiping dog shagger

A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs

Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'

by justanotherscottishbolk June 8, 2016

Arse-nist

An attractive woman with an incredible arse or ass. An Arse that's so hot ot unintenionally starts fires on your pants.

Dam girl you're and arse-nist dat ass is starting a fire in my pants.

by Ibbyz February 7, 2017

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Arse-on

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your cheeks are burning.

Hey man I had Taco Bell the other day and it gave me really bad arse-on.

by 4we80m3 Mustache December 1, 2020

arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.

after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.

by Joe September 21, 2003