Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.

I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.

by Bill Murray July 20, 2016

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busting anus

When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.

I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.

by Saltydong July 27, 2018

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hairy anus

Nasty Bigfoot ape lookin ass

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD

by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018

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Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022

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Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end

A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now

by Alch3myX June 1, 2021

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fiery anus

It's where you have spicy food (Indian, Chinese etc.) and you do farts that are small in quantity and noise, but pack a real punch in terms of heat and smell. They are often preceded by abdominal cramps and are succeeded by a wave of warmth under the cover that is not dissimilar to a breeze in Majorca.

I went for noodles and the hot sauce has been repeating on me something fierce - I've been having fiery anus.

by Dr. Titz Magee October 14, 2016

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