Amber Turd

A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.

Bono is so talented, I bet his mother is proud of her little Amber Turd.

by Randy McMarsh June 1, 2022

Amber

THE SPAWN OF SATAN. VERY MEAN AND GRUMPY. CRYS OVER EVERYTHING AND IS VERY EMOTIONAL. ALOID AT ALL COSTS.

Amber hit me because I said its too late for coffee.

by ImBetterThenYou666 August 6, 2017

Amber Herd

An Amber Herd is a herd of Amber Heards.

Guy 1: Oh look, there are 3 Amber Heards in the same room!
Guy 2: Yeah that's the Amber Herd.

by 909090123 May 11, 2022

Amber Heard it

You shat all over it
Having a conversation for one person to shoot it down, shit all over it.

Boy A - do you like the new Johnny Depp film?
Boy B - nah I’m not a fan. Think he’s over-rated. What about you?

Boy A - doesn’t matter now. You Amber Heard it

by Jasmean90 April 28, 2022

Amber turd it

The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.

You really amber turd it bro

by Justsarahash May 3, 2022

Amber hearded

The act of defecating on your significant others bed

Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.

by TronLegacy11 July 2, 2022

Amber heard

When someone is being annoying or a major pissoff

Omg Kyle stop fighting your brother, don’t be such a amber heard!

Alfie was cracking lame jokes infront of seniors today, he was being such a amber heard.

by Daddyshrekkk June 8, 2022