whoppertunity

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.

At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.

by QuacksO January 9, 2025

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State Wooper

A state trooper who is judgmental based on the color or ethnicity of an individual pulled over.

Wooper originates from the sound of a Police car when being pulled over.

The trooper was prejudice against the man based upon African beliefs.

Wow, he is such a State Wooper.

by Pine Tree State January 30, 2010

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dilly whomper

something a cowboy or redneck dont know how to describe sumthing

have you seen my dilly whomper!

by remington 4 August 6, 2011

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black whopper

A really really nasty fat black hooker

"Hey man I fucked this black whopper last night, she said I can have it my way"

by Black Whopper December 18, 2015

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diddy whopper

Lower level worker with low intellect who assumes their job entails nothing more than sitting on their ass and displays passive aggression towards actually doing ones job

The ol Diddy whopper behind the desk huffed his way back to my room to unlock it because he gets paid to twiddle his thumbs and watch nonsense television

by Desert lightning September 1, 2016

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