Waller

Noun. The act of masturbation performed in a work-like environment. A waller will usually take place on a break to pass the time in an otherwise uninteresting day; the prospect of getting caught, coupled with a possible lack of sexual stimulus (depending on your job) make for a challenging yet satisfying activity.

"I heard Jacob had a waller in the WHSmiths toilets."

by Steven J. Gould September 6, 2012

Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009

walez

Very rare and (sometimes) overrated beer.

"Eat, drink, explore?" Don't bring that weak-ass shit here, bro. Walez!

by MatillaCedric November 3, 2013

brown walled

The art of bare-ass farting against your own wall and echoing the sound into the other room

Bryan was being annoying, so I brown walled him!

by Gregory January 27, 2006

furry wallet

When a woman uses sex, or sexual favors to pay for something.

Jen didn't realize she had no money, so she payed the cabbie with her furry wallet.

by Jabez December 31, 2007

Dog wallet

When one man puts his penis around a Man/Woman's Lips then stretch his foreskin around the lips of the partner then around the head eventually putting a whole head inside of one's foreskin

Jon: I heard Joe came over last night

Jake: Yeah I gave him my first Dog wallet

Jon: Lucky man

by Dogwallet6996 September 8, 2013

Waylon Waller

That white boi that’s finna steal yo bitch

Waylon Waller could steal all hoes

by LiLMamiGotANiceClit June 12, 2019