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Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins
Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.
by Oli, yo! February 08, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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