Nut Wacker

Same idea as "Slap Nuts" One who is not very smart and fails to use common sense.

"Jon, why did you leave the car there you Nut Wacker"

by R. Buzman April 5, 2009

dingle wacket

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

by dr alley September 21, 2015

Daily wack

A daily wack is the action of tugging the dragon, choking the goose, peelin' the carrot, applying the friction and loobin' it up. Daily.

Did you know, it is recommended to have a daily wack.

by Guess what... June 6, 2016

duck wack

When you eack a duck with a floppy object.

That man just duck wacked with a wet stick.

by Steven beeven November 24, 2016

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017

Jet Wack

Jet wack is related to, but not to be confused with, jet lag. To be jet wack is to be "hangin' behind the times." But can also be defined as catching onto trends that have long since been "wack."

Jack: "Yo, Johnny was so jet wack last night."

Alec: "Yeah he looked like a 70s roller derby icon."

by Hanes74 May 2, 2017

Package wackage

Slapping someone in the face with your dick, yellung "package wackage."

Last night I gave a package wackage to an emily west.

by Alecsawesome June 3, 2018