an improperly done handjob where the girls hand is upside down. It also helps if your name is Jackie Mueller

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

n. an alcoholic beverage containing feces, urine, and Kool-Aid. The drink is frequently mixed in an over sized blender to accommodate for the blended results- salt and vinegar may be added to generate a favorable taste.