shit wankered 

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.

Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.

shit wankered by Steven Bell April 8, 2008

Briefcase wanker 

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students

see him? hes a briefcase wanker!

Briefcase wanker by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011

Fucking wanker

Pretty much the definition of evey boy named jake

“You fucking wanker”

Fucking wanker by Us and the boys July 17, 2018

Wankered 

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.

"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"

Wankered by Linzi January 16, 2005

pussy wanker 

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.

Dude, John is a pussy wanker.

pussy wanker by Allen March 8, 2004

wanker 

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

wanker by Bruno January 15, 2005

Wanker 

Someone who beats off a lot or too much.

Man Jeff Martin is such a wanker. He beats it like 3 times a day.

Wanker by Wanker 88 February 21, 2010