Valentitis

Near Valentine's Day, people become desperate for a valentine and develop Valentitis which causes them to do anything to get a Valentine in time.

"He's been flirting with me so much, I think he has Valentitis"

by MandeeSolis March 31, 2012

Valenthai

Thai food consumed on Valentine's Day

Let's go out for Valenthai tonight.

by Bionic Dancer February 13, 2015

Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017

valenteen

A girl with a very unique name that very few girls have. She is very pretty, and has a lot of guys after her. Jesslyn's are usually very loud and outgoing, and have tons of friends. Almost everytime you'd see a Jesslyn, she would always have a smile on her face and always laughing, which is why a lot of people adore them. Jesslyn's aren't always the smartest people around, but sometimes thats just whats makes them soo funny!

wow, look at valenteen.

by tinaxo November 21, 2017

Valentine's day

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018

Valentinean

A person, consumed by the need of sex, love and candy, becomes a valentinean. They are known to cause rape, theft, and cheating in the pursuit of their goal. (Note: ONLY occurs on February 14th)

Dude! Did you see in the news? A Valentinean just robbed that store of all its candy!

by Termitaterz February 14, 2018