Valentitis

Near Valentine's Day, people become desperate for a valentine and develop Valentitis which causes them to do anything to get a Valentine in time.

"He's been flirting with me so much, I think he has Valentitis"

by MandeeSolis March 31, 2012

valentines day video

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015

valentini

person who acts cool yet funny at the same time. Good taste in clothing as well as food,

i want to be a valentini when i grow up, they have the cutest clothes.

by Kara Lee November 14, 2011

valentines day

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

by Martar October 7, 2008

valentines day

The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.

by Xyrena June 13, 2007

stefano valentini

STEFANO VALENTINI HOT-ASS VILLIAN IN THE EVIL WITHIN 2:
5'10
148 lbs.
Italian 🇮🇹

Serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for his photos aka his art
Loves his camera and knife
Can teleport in a blue mist
Wears a navy suit and a red scarf
Has a wide vocabulary
Cute
Has a piece of art named Obscura (As seen in gif)

Fear radiates from you, it's beautiful but not yet finished. I am Stefano and now you are my art.
~Stefano Valentini

by uoYredruM June 14, 2018

Valentines day

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed

a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose

by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007