Near Valentine's Day, people become desperate for a valentine and develop Valentitis which causes them to do anything to get a Valentine in time.
by MandeeSolis February 13, 2012
usually a hispanic male, who is a flirt, very good looking, a leader and takes the bull by the horns. does not like conflict but is ready to face on anything. He is a lone wolf and is all around cool and calm.
Jill: oh look at that sexy animal of a guy,
Cindy: Oh yeah that must be valente, lets sleep with him.
Cindy: Oh yeah that must be valente, lets sleep with him.
by sanderjo January 14, 2011
short for "valentine" aka "cupid" basically this is a guy who can help you through a tough breakup or anything like that. typically tends to be surrounded by more girls than guys. might give the impression that hes, but in no way is, gay. Great friend to both sexes when in a private or serious situation but can act out in public. might sometimes interest girls but not too much.
by vortexwolf13 October 9, 2011
An adjective indicating that someone feels like an outsider within their inner circle of friends. Comes from valence electrons always being on the outside of an atom, even though they are still a part of it.
Jessica: “Do you want to come to my sleepover?”
Tammy: “Do you really want me to? I’ve been feeling kind of valent recently and thought you weren’t going to invite me.”
Tammy: “Do you really want me to? I’ve been feeling kind of valent recently and thought you weren’t going to invite me.”
by ShadowKnight76 June 4, 2019
by frank valente September 4, 2006
A ugly mushroom. He has a really bad haircut it looks like a 2 year old did it (actually it’s a lot worse) HE IS A PLAYER. He is very rude. NEVER DATE A VALENTE I AM WARNING YOU!
by Um_um_um January 3, 2019
a doctor that is fresh out of residency that prefers to have sex with his old lady patients or a young man that is attracted to ladies that are past the cougar stage
by E.T. Bonehome February 16, 2009