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valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.
phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

valentini 

person who acts cool yet funny at the same time. Good taste in clothing as well as food,
i want to be a valentini when i grow up, they have the cutest clothes.
valentini by Kara Lee November 14, 2011

valentines day 

The reason why so many people are born in november
"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
valentines day by Martar October 7, 2008

valentines day 

The scrutinization of single people day.
Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
valentines day by Xyrena June 13, 2007

stefano valentini 

STEFANO VALENTINI HOT-ASS VILLIAN IN THE EVIL WITHIN 2:
5'10
148 lbs.
Italian 🇮🇹

Serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for his photos aka his art
Loves his camera and knife
Can teleport in a blue mist
Wears a navy suit and a red scarf
Has a wide vocabulary
Cute
Has a piece of art named Obscura (As seen in gif)
Fear radiates from you, it's beautiful but not yet finished. I am Stefano and now you are my art.
~Stefano Valentini
stefano valentini by uoYredruM June 14, 2018

Valentines day 

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed
a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose
Valentines day by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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