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Definitions by ResponsibleDrinker31

Millennial Anti-Theft Device 

A manual transmission, since manual transmissions, aka stick shifts, are rare to the point where many millennials do not know how to drive stick shift vehicles, thus making it impossible for a millennial to steal a car with a stick shift.
This vehicle is equipped with a millennial anti-theft device.

Inmate Nassar 

Larry Nassar’s name, given to him by the father of one of his victims.
Inmate Nassar. Inmate Nassar. That is what your name is, and don’t you forget that.”
Inmate Nassar by ResponsibleDrinker31 September 26, 2018

Valentine’s Day 

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy
When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

Street light 

The thing that tells kids when it is time to go inside the house
You can go outside as long as you are back in the house by the time the street lights come on.