Street light

The thing that tells kids when it is time to go inside the house

You can go outside as long as you are back in the house by the time the street lights come on.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 October 13, 2017

Millennial Anti-Theft Device

A manual transmission, since manual transmissions, aka stick shifts, are rare to the point where many millennials do not know how to drive stick shift vehicles, thus making it impossible for a millennial to steal a car with a stick shift.

This vehicle is equipped with a millennial anti-theft device.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 January 23, 2023

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018

Inmate Nassar

Larry Nassar’s name, given to him by the father of one of his victims.

“Inmate Nassar. Inmate Nassar. That is what your name is, and don’t you forget that.”

by ResponsibleDrinker31 September 26, 2018