vander

the most amazing,smart,funny and is the prettiest boy i have ever met. he is the best man ever and he makes me so happy and i’m so happy he is here with me.

olivia: vander is the best person ever

kileigh: nah i am

by vanderswife March 5, 2023

Vandergraff generator

Rubbing your cock up and down along your buddy’s back while he’s sleeping

No need my vandergraff generator is at home for when I wake up

by Tricky65353 June 6, 2023

Vanderfunts

A big bald headed Caillou looking cripple who often thinks he's the boss but in reality, has no authority. He hobbles around degrading everyone in his path, and when drunk, will shit his pants. And no, he's not a billionaire like he claims.

"Man, I'm being a real Vanderfunts today, i should just go home and have a martini and cry"

by liltayt May 4, 2023

Vader M

vader gets 0 girls

Bro! Did you see Vader M? Still got no girls...

by techy019 May 18, 2023

vanderhouwen

To jack off so aggressively that your hand turns bloody and requires medical attention.

My vanderhouwen required a trip to the hospital.

by Kitchen Floor July 29, 2023

vanderhouwen

To jack off so aggressively that your hand requires medical attention.

I got skin graphs from my ass from my vanderhouwen.

by Kitchen Floor July 29, 2023

Vander

Vander is a genuinely sweet person. Vander is the only person who would listen to me ramble about my stupid obsessions at the time on discord for hours on end, the only person who remembered my birthday, the only person who would play Minecraft with me, the only person that was patient enough to text me for weeks after I ghosted him. I still regret it. I miss you. I miss my best friend. If you see this, I’m so sorry. I’m a terrible person.

I’m sorry, Vander.

by Green_lemming2 November 13, 2023