Universeitself

Probably the most annoying fucking asshole you'll ever fucking meet holy shit. They constantly think they're the best person, or the better example in a situation.

If your friend is a Universeitself, they're the embodiment of your little cousin holding your tablet with cheeto fingers. And when you told a swear word in elementary school to your friend group, the Universeitself friend, like the little bitch that he is, told on Mrs. Robinson while you were getting clout points

Often backseat mods

Guy: Dude! I (Talks about doing an easy task)...It's just like stealing a candy from a baby!

UniverseItself: Thats not cool, you should be incredibly ashamed of yourself for even thinking about stealing candy from an infant

Universeitself by ii_voidss June 18, 2021

Dixie State University 

Utah's party school. Seriously about the only thing it's known for.

Dixie State University is a small school located in St. George Utah and founded in 1911. Formerly known as Dixie State College. Dixie's mascot is "Big D" which is kind of awesome. Kids go there to 'escape' Utah but still be in Utah. Many mormon freshmen will have their first sip of alcohol while attending Dixie. It's conveniently close to Las Vegas and California and is insanely hot in the summer. A genuinely great school with administration and professors that don't totally suck. Surrounded by beautiful Utah scenery and home to lots of outdoor activities. Like drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.

I heard the business program there is actually pretty good but I can't remember because I was way too drunk.

"Dude you're going to Dixie State University??"
"Yeah I really love it's location, curriculum, and affordability!"
"No, you just wanted to drink way too much and pretend you're still in high school"
"Yeah, you're right..."

Dixie State University by Dixieloverbigd October 16, 2013

Minecraft universal constant

This number is a gigantic number coined by Austin from "The Science" series of Game theorists youtube channel . It is the number of all permutations in all minecraft worlds. Its value is 10^10^10^1.3134

Hey, did you see the mind boggling gigantic number, The minecraft universal constant, that Austin from the game theorists calculated.

Minecraft universal constant by LORD ASHU December 10, 2020

Warren National "University" 

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Formerly known as Kennedy Western "university" of California, Hawaii, Wyoming, and Idaho.

I went through the drive through window and got a PhD from Warren National "University"

Warren National "University" by Jimbob44 April 6, 2009

Spring Arbor University 

Where everything is against the concept...except playing scrabble.

Justin: hey wanna come over and watch a movie?
Ashley: No i cant its not open hours!
Justin: Thanks Spring Arbor University now we will go play scrabble in the lobby but only until 2.

Spring Arbor University by jaykenguen April 7, 2010

Universal Music Group 

Brainless fucking idiots who think they somehow own all audio on YouTube. Somehow these braindamaged cucks get away with falsely striking thousands of videos everyday. God for some reason allows this shitty "company" to exist on earth so unless this scum of the earth goes bankrupt (it won't anytime soon, they're the Ultimate Money Grabbers) Youtube's shitty copyright system will allow these wankers to continue stealing money from creators.

damn lol my video has millions of views but ohshit Universal Music Group copyright claimed my video because i used .3 seconds of smells like teen spirit in my video thanks umg for taking my rent lol

Universal Music Group by KnownEnemy October 3, 2019

You Tube University 

You Tube is where I learn everything these days. It's kind of like it's own little university online. LOL

Where did you learn how to make jewelry? I learned how at You Tube University!

You Tube University by Dezzdito May 20, 2011