Tumblr

A social media app for college-aged intellectuals and professionals to go on and say the stupid things they could never say otherwise without scrutiny from their peers

" I want to do a study on whether or not putting a top hat on a crab makes it have a better quality of life."
"This isn't the place for that shit, put it on Tumblr."

by A Stupid Intellectual October 17, 2023

tumblr sexy man

the onceler

ugh the onceler is such a Tumblr sexy man

by willgrahamlover123 November 27, 2023

Tumblr

A website consisting of die-hard Marvel fans who make weird stories involving said characters, and also their actors upon occasion. Loki, Bucky, and Peter/Tom Holland are particularly popular.

Some of them also do the same thing with BTS, Supernatural, and MHA/BNHA, among others. Basically a place where you can indulge in your fetishes and forget about life for awhile, if you're into that kind of stuff.

Let's just take a moment to appreciate Tumblr for allowing people to be themselves without being judged. At least they're not invading other websites as often.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021

Tumblr

It definitely mellowed out since the porn ban and actually isn’t too terrible anymore. You still got your crazies that will be very vocal and are very annoying but the majority of what made it bad left to Twitter. So yeah. Be careful, like stated before, you still have the annoying and toxic people. Then again, the majority who uses that platform are 16 year olds so at some point they’ll mellow out and either be less obsessive, or leave altogether.

Ahhh I remember Tumblr. Back when I obsessed over a ship and a character for 2/5 years. How I want to shoot my past self sometimes. At least the fanart was cool tho.

by Duckos July 26, 2021

Tumblr

A place for lonely people to post fake stories that are to boring to be a yarn but to long to be an anecdote

"Oh my god, I need to show you this #inspiring story I read on Tumblr!"

by Guy Fieri's Dog's Uncle August 16, 2021

pull a tumblr

The act of banning porn on an internet platform that basically consists of porn - and thereby banning itself into oblivion.

"OnlyFans announced that they are going to forbid sexual content!" - "Wow, are they really stupid enough to pull a tumblr?"

by TheKinkyScientist August 19, 2021

tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)

“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”

by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021