Bean toad

When a girl thinks she's cute but she's actually tripping
"Yo Adriane what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's just a bean toad bro"
by Beantoads January 19, 2016
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Toad's hook up

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome
by hawaiianginger March 04, 2011
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Political Toad

A person who discriminates on another person based on their political beliefs; equivalent to racism or sexism; these people push the agenda of “divided we stand” and/or the classic “hate they neighbor”.
“Political toads don’t listen well.”

“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”

“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”

“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”
by Krisp50 December 15, 2024
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Toad Screaming

He was screaming for lady gaga but now he's doing it for doja cat.
Toad Screaming is 10/10 bitch
by pseudonym3367 June 08, 2022
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toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
by Wart Lips October 04, 2015
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Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.
Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!
by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022
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toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019
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