blessing the Ganges 

colloquialism

In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'

Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That's just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."

Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a line for the one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the Ganges."

Thaddeus: "Um, was that used engine oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."

blessing the Ganges by Bachelor boB December 17, 2013

Assembling the Gustav 

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.

ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

Assembling the Gustav by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019

Alisa the God 

Basically, Alisa is God.

She invented hot itself.

So you better show some respect.

yo bro! is that Alisa the God?
I think it is ! no one is as Godly as her.
*praises Alisa the God*

Alisa the God by the chosen on3 March 22, 2021

Dump the Glock 

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

Dump the Glock by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

Throw It On the Grill 

An exclamation used to:

1. show elation or exhibit excitement

2. shake off bad news

3. announce to someone that now is an appropriate time to put their uncooked meat over a fire source.

Thaddeus: Yo, I'm ready to hit the pier when you are.
Mbudu: Throw it on the grill, baby, lets go!

Orenthal: Man, that cougar I liked is all over Al.
Fentruck: Throw it on the grill baby, theres plenty more where that came from!

Eufram: I've had this raw sausage in my hand for like 20 minutes.
Efrem: Throw it on the grill, baby!

Throw It On the Grill by OceanParkME July 21, 2011

deep end of the gene pool 

Slang manner of saying someone is very intelligent or physically beautiful or both.

Yup, she’s definitely swimming in the deep end of the gene pool!

deep end of the gene pool by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2020

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

jerkin' the gherkin by the pope June 11, 2004