Ottawa test

Whether or not plant-based meat tastes like real meat

This burger passed the Ottawa test with flying colours

by dpgg22 February 14, 2022

Fitnessgram pacer test

The fitnessgram pacer test.......is really stupid and embarrassing

*walks in to gym* *hears fitnessgram pacer test* *turns around and leaves*

by sexy.can.i August 25, 2017

Europe Test

Before a man marries a woman, he may tell her that he is going to Europe for 2 weeks, then take a trip to Europe. The man ceases contact with the woman and if the woman cracks, goes insane, and doesn't know where the man is, she probably isn't going to make a good wife.

JB gave Em the Europe Test inadvertently. It didn't work out.

by Jake Nesbit August 12, 2009

Toilet Test Sheet

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.

When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.

by hmvic November 21, 2011

Tip Test

When a guy inserts just the tip of his penis into an unsuspecting girls vagina when they are making out. He is testing her to see if she is DTF.

Last night I gave Jenny the tip test when we were making out, she grabbed my ass and pulled me in!

by zurgg April 15, 2011

the door test

From Chazz Palmentieri's "A Bronx Tale":

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her."

"Just like that?"

"Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."

Julies a keeper, she passed the door test.

by schmex May 18, 2005

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Literally just a gym class test where you run back and forth until you either flop over and die or fail two laps due to being too slow.

"Dude, did you hear about the guy who got a score of 80 on The FitnessGram Pacer Test?"
"What a fucking legend."

by Agnethie February 1, 2019