Virginia Tech

A lame excuse for a university which lacks class and loves to talk trash when the majority of their bandwagoners can't name 3 players on their own so called favorite team. They think they're amazing at just about everything.They beleive schools such as UVA only care about education and being above everyone. They obviously have not been there.They take pride in winning a mediocre conference. (yes i realize thats a rip on UVA as well! acc football is weak) Colin Cowherd has been there favorite media member, hes known for his idiotic rants and racist remarks.Virginia Tech has only one 6 bowl games in their history. Only one of which were a BCS victory (1993). Many hokie fans love characters such as DeAngelo Hall, Michael Vick, Marcus Vick etc. All of which have had on and off the field issues. Dog fighting, have sex with young girls, spitting on opposing players, Marcus and Michael both flicked off fans on different occasions. And Michael did it to his own fans! There is something wrong with looking up to people like them. This is a university who's fans truly lack class,sportsmanship, and are just plain D bags. So before they try to bomb on your favorite team or try to compare records, just remember, when they hit 3-9 one year, theyll all the sudden be Florida State for life, or some other team. I have no respect for such idiotic drunks and I never will.
My friend the cousin banger was accpeted into Virginia Tech.
by im not giving my real name February 27, 2008
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Texas Tech

A second-rate public university located in Lubbock, Tx. Those who attend the school were denied admission to prestigious universities of Texas (Texas A&M and University of Texas) and were forced to attend the school due to: scholastic inability, a desire to attend a large Texas school, and a general lack of options. Students and Alumni are given little respect by Texas universities because of classless nature and ineptitude. The nick-name "Tortilla Tech" has been given to the school so as not to defame the great state of Texas by association.
Guns up? How about you get your grades up and transfer from Texas Tech to a real university.

The three guarantees in life: death, taxes, and acceptance to Texas Tech.

Texas Tech has such a high STD rate that local infection has been named "Raider Rash".

John: Did you get accepted to Texas A&M?
Eric: No.
John: How about UT?
Eric: No.
John: Well, theres always Texas Tech.
Eric: You're right!
John and Eric: Hooray for mediocrity!
by Dun Dee March 26, 2007
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texas tech

A minor Texas school that thinks its major located out in the BFE that is Lubbock. Surrounded by desert and cotton feilds Texas Tech is a an oasis for those that were denied admission to either the big orange school or Texas A&M University. May be a major source of STD's.

The anger tceh fans and students display is based on the lack of self esteem of being rejected by the two Major universities in Texas. If tcehsters had any brains they'd of gone to a major university rather than their second choice or some cases third choice.

Texas Tech, where delivering pizzas is a career not just a major.
by Barnie September 06, 2006
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Shawsheen Tech

The one school where everyday is another adventure, especially for the new freshmen, you make so many new friends from different towns and we have exploratories of our shops. This is the one school where anyone can be themselves and won't get judged a lot by others (Sometimes). There is a LOT of drama and fights but other than that it's like one whole family. We're all freaks, this is the best school I've ever gone to. We're all stereotyped by shops and there are 5 surrounding towns that go to this school. Wilmington, Billerica, Tewksbury, Burlington, and Bedford. It's the type of school you need to be selected or accepted to come into because of 5 towns with 20-40 kids from each. Also we get into spirit for the school and Halloween/Christmas any other fun or good holiday coming up we dress up for!
You mess with one kid, you mess with all of us.

Mr. Buckley is the funniest teacher in Shawsheen Tech!

Holy crap, 1,327 kids in this school this year, that's the most we've ever had!

Omg!! Did she just say what I think she just said? Like omg i'm gonna punch her.

Girl: So what are you being for Halloween? Boy: Obama.! My friend's coming into school tomorrow as McCain and i'm going as Obama. Girl: Cool! I'm going to be an 80's dancer.

Guy: LOL! I love Halloween at this school! Girl: Did you just see the guy in the gorilla suit chasing the guy in the banana costume around the cafeteria!? Guy: Yeah :)
by Culinary Junior<3 May 19, 2011
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Lane tech

A school where boys claim “they are different” and act like the nicest kids ever but in reality they are all just a bunch of horn dogs. he’ll tell u he only talks to u though so watch out!
Friend: omg I’m talking to this cute lane boy

Me: ahaha he’s talking to me too

Friends: ew lane boys are assholes
Me: lane tech rejects, I wish we never met
by ilovewood123456788 July 16, 2018
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Tech Girl

A Tech Girl is a girl who likes to spend a lot of her time studying hard and fixing bits of broken computer back together again. In other words, she is a bit like a girl version of a nerd.
Boy 1: "That girl over there aces all her tests."
Boy 2: "Yeah? Does she fix pcs as well?"
Boy 1: "Yeah, she does. She's such a Tech Girl"
by Tech Head 417 October 23, 2009
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Brooklyn Tech

I go to Brooklyn tech!
oh so you're a stuy reject
by annducky September 16, 2020
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