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Taco Bell

Earth's most effective laxative! It's crappy, low quality mexican food that will have you squirting out fire in less than hour! Often consumed by poor people, college students and fatties as lunch or dinner.
Jose: Yo wanna go to taco bell?
Joe: Sure! I haven't taken a shit in 4 days, maybe it will help!
by Kzzfresh November 8, 2011
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taco bell

fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
by nick March 2, 2004
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glossy taco

When you put a quick dry glossy top coat of nail polish on your nail.
Add a glossy taco and your nail art is finished
by Hggjfgnjj July 19, 2017
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Taco Del M'arse

Diarrhea, gas, butt sauce, butt rust, "bad butt," or any other form of lower-intestinal turbulance caused by eating at Taco Del Mar restaurant.
Dude #1: Yo', man, what's that smell?! Did something just DIE?!
Dude #2: Sorry, bro'. I ate a bean burrito for lunch, and it gave me Taco Del M'arse.
by Snoop Bobb January 12, 2010
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Tactically Drunk

The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.

If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.

You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!

Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?

You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
by duderoony May 25, 2010
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tactile sex

Not quite oral, and not sex. Handjobs, fingering, or anything else dealing with hands.
What did you two do?
We just made out and had tactile sex.
by Coach Strokes December 4, 2010
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tackish

an occasionally violent game created by Anna Davis that always results in one kid getting injured.

how to play:
one person is chosen to be the "tackmaster" everybody else lies face down on the grass apart from each other. the tackmaster chooses the person to be TACKLED. the last person to get tackled is charged at by everybody

a game usually last 5-10 minutes
Bojan totally got kicked in the face by Tielor in that game of tackish last night.

Ethan's head hurt after being the tackmaster for too long.
by backgammonpro8778yeah October 7, 2011
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